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If you wake in the morning give me a call then and let me know jokes insurance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. Life is ours to be spent not to be saved. Confucius say needing insurance is like needing a parachute if it isn t there the first time chances are you won t be needing it again.

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If you should lose your husband what would you get asked the salesman. Sleep on it tonight. The woman thought a minute then brightened up and said probably a poodle. Fyodor dostoyevsky crime and punishment 1866 expect nothing.

Then i smile and chuckle. Genie grants a wish. Our job is to ask you about life insurance. To go wrong in one s own way is better then to go right in someone else s.

What do you mean countered the woman. Good life insurance agents have a whole arsenal of these little ditties just waiting for the opportunity to smash through a reluctant buyer s objections. Women jokes about men 101 one liners 0. If you wake up in the morning you can give me a call.

So far today i have had my secretary turn away seven insurance agents yes i know replied the agent i m all of them 12. Life insurance is a policy that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. Well says the man i put every bit of money i have into my wife s life insurance policy so i only have one dollar on me at t. My wife is amazing.

This is actually my second favorite life insurance one liner. Whenever i deliver a highly rated life insurance policy i remind the insured that while the premium may be higher given their health they won t pay nearly so long. Insurance jokes one liners. Save to folder.

Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance. Please don t make it our job to tell your family you didn t have any. She just bought me a 500 000 life insurance policy and a free all inclusive trip to the dominican republic. Funny one liners on life funny thoughts on life one liner on life life jokes 0.

Life insurance jokes 101 one liners. My wife and i took out life insurance policies on each other so now it s just a waiting game.